Yeah my dogs rolled in seaweed and dead fish

[EYESORE 9001]

1. It's still not as bad

as the time I took my dog to the banks of the river in the aftermath of flood waters. The dog wandered off, but the stench of death preceded his return. Dog had found a horribly decomposed hog on the riverbank and rolled in it until he was covered in black, gelatinous goop. I tried washing him off in river water, getting muck on myself as well. My mother was not amused.