My microwave died today.

[Morbius]

5. Oh, no worry.

If it isn't used for cooking, I am completely rubbish with any tool. I can use a measuring tape as well as anyone but I won't even try to take something apart. I tell my family, "If I'm in my kitchen, I know what I'm doing. Anywhere else, I make no guarantees."

Thanks for your concern, but I won't try to fix anything. I am too old and have learned too many hard lessons about fixing things.