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TeamProg

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9. There goes a funny joke I sometimes tell:::

Reply to Mr.Bill (Reply #3)

Tue Jan 2, 2024, 09:47 AM

Jan 2024

‘I swear I met a cop with Alzheimer’s! He said “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Can’t use Sarah Silberman’s version either:

Officer, “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
Driver, “C average in High School?”

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There goes a funny joke I sometimes tell::: TeamProg Jan 2024 #9