Economists: Airbnb Crackdown Will Likely Cause Big Drop In Oahu Tourism

[mahina]

1. Great.

Not kidding.

There is no way to express how sad it’s been to lose the good things about Hawaii to actual mobs. It can’t be fun for the visitors either to be like sardines.

I am Miss Aloha and truly appreciate the treasure our visitors bring. I help them find wherever they’re going. I pull over and explain *with a smile* they can’t fucking ride a bike around blind corners against traffic to get to Lanikai or the will be killed. I peel the jellyfish tentacles off and bust out the good stuff* so their kids stop crying. I smile at them from my heart when passing in the street. But we don’t need 6 million visitors a year! Don’t you agree Texas Towlie?

I already see a big impact from the Airbnb law. So so many more apartments for rent. Finally!

Mercy!

* http://stingnomore.com/
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