A Mother's day gift for all you DU moms...The Birth Certificate Hula

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Patrick Makuakane's Na Lei Hulu I Ka Wekiu performed this last night at the historic Hawaii Theater.

Catchy tune! Here's the lyrics, buss out your ukulele and sing along
Lyrics by Kumu Hula Patrick Makuakāne (to the tune of “Aloha Week Hula” by Jack Pitman)

We’re a long way from Africa
Honolulu doesn’t look like Kenya
So you have to do
the Birth Certificate Hula

It’s a Tea Party conspiracy
started by a drunk in a taxi
So you have to do
the Birth Certificate Hula

It’s a long form paper you can document
with the state of Hawai’i’s certified judgment
Wanna bet, he’s not from Tibet
Donald Trump is crazy and he’s full of sh— hey!

Beat that drum, dum dee-dum
Wiggle in the middle, it’s a lot of fun
So you have to do
the Birth Certificate Hula

Is it a forgery or sorcery
Did his mother steal him from another nursery
So you have to do
the Birth Certificate Hula

Oh, Obama’s a Hawai’i boy
He eats Spam sushi and he likes his poi
Born in Kapi’olani maternity,
he’s not the baby of a scary terrorist daddy

It’s a long form paper you can document
with the state of Hawai’i’s certified judgment
Wanna bet, he’s not from Tibet
Donald Trump is crazy and he’s full of sh— hey!

It’ll never be enough, you see,
if you’re a birther or on Fox TV
So you have to do
the Birth Certificate Hula