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Maine

LastDemocratInSC

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3. There's a way to solve this problem.

Reply to The Magistrate (Reply #1)

Sat May 9, 2020, 07:20 AM

May 2020

Install self-checkout machines in the vestibule of each church. And have barcoded stickers for each type of sin that a member may want to confess to (for a price, of course) and a way of indicating a tithe amount, and maybe a tip.

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State says ban on in-person church services is constitutional [View all] TexasTowelie May 2020 OP

Likening A Church, Sir, To a Retail Business The Magistrate May 2020 #1

There's a way to solve this problem. LastDemocratInSC May 2020 #3

Why can't those assholes have online services like the smart Christians have been doing? Jamastiene May 2020 #2

That's an interesting ruling. Laelth May 2020 #4