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10. I like the photo from the link - It's just ice cream, I swear!!

Reply to Diamond_Dog (Original post)

Sun Mar 21, 2021, 12:18 PM

Mar 2021

It appears his involvement with the seals went beyond military service.

A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it fixed. While he's waiting, he goes into a cool ice cream shop and eats ice cream. Having flippers instead hands, he gets the ice cream all over himself. He's goes back to the auto shop and asks the mechanic what was wrong with his car.
"Well," says the mechanic, "it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin replies, "It's just ice cream, I swear!!"

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Lisbon coffee shop owner tells Biden, transgender supporters not to buy his coffee [View all] Diamond_Dog Mar 2021 OP

Imagine that guy's pornhub search history. Self-loathing loser trying way too hard. (N/t) FreepFryer Mar 2021 #1

" if you have a brain, if you are decent, don't buy our coffee - it's not for you" NewHendoLib Mar 2021 #2

I'm sure he'll get his wish and then a gofundme SharonClark Mar 2021 #3

Wonder if he's getting a stimulus check or small business loan... Diamond_Dog Mar 2021 #4

Sounds awfully alot like cancel culture to me TheRealNorth Mar 2021 #5

In the short term depending on the makeup of the area, this might give his biz a boost Hugh_Lebowski Mar 2021 #6

Maybe someone should open up a coffee shop across the street Diamond_Dog Mar 2021 #11

He's been interviewed by the FBI as the former SharonClark Mar 2021 #7

He's a nut bag WA-03 Democrat Mar 2021 #8

This crowd doesn't see the Confederacy as treasonous. LisaM Mar 2021 #9

We are going through a third reconstruction WA-03 Democrat Mar 2021 #12

That's Bill Johnson's district Diamond_Dog Mar 2021 #17

I like the photo from the link - It's just ice cream, I swear!! taxi Mar 2021 #10

Better idea: NO ONE buy his crap coffee hlthe2b Mar 2021 #13

Crappy business decision. He will regret it. Baked Potato Mar 2021 #14

Since he lives in Lisbon, does that make him a Lisbonian? CurtEastPoint Mar 2021 #15

People are starting to talk... Blue Owl Mar 2021 #20

I can't imagine a former leader of SEALS MyOwnPeace Mar 2021 #16

Are you familiar with Josh Mandel... Diamond_Dog Mar 2021 #18

The special connection MyOwnPeace Mar 2021 #19

We've secretly replaced his coffee with Fuhrer's Crystals Blue Owl Mar 2021 #21