Will you vote for Old Blue, you know he "loves West Virginia!"

[Hubert Flottz]

He said he loves West Virginia, so it must be so and so.

No mansions here but our Mansion is there.

Our dog is blue and we are too,
Cause we can't do the boogaloo,
Nor shingaling nor jerk nor twist,
We're lucky our state still exists.

Now I don't dance and I rarely jog,
On election daze down past yon bog,
Nor grab the free cash nor drink the free grog,
Nor look through a Raymond's safety catalogue.

A friend of Coal that's all Joe is,
But we all thought we were friends of his,
He'd pumped our paws down at the pig & brew,
Said, "If you'll vote for Joe he'll take care of you"

We elected Joe and so off he went,
With his sights set on our president,
Joe said I'm a democrat through and through,
But we've figured out that our dog's turned blue.

So our dog don't hunt he's picked up the wrong scent,
Said the democrats can just go get bent,
He's an "independent" sort of Blue Dog Dude,
So he can kiss my ass with his Dino attitude.

snakeshit

Somebody please primary Joe Mansion...