turns out another little girl asked for a unicorn license in cowley, wyoming.
the clerk at the department of animal care and control immediately filed suit against the town, the mayor, the state of wyoming, the governor of wyoming, the little girl, her parents, and hillary clinton.
the clerk is alleging that the unicorn license request infringed on her religious views against idolatry.
hannity quickly invited her on his program and had a lengthy discussion, during which they agreed that the little girl was destroying america and western civilization and needed an immediate psychiatric intervention and that the parents and hillary clinton should be locked up forever for child abuse, grooming, and pedophilia.
the clerk took the opportunity to announce their candidacy for congress, senate, vice-president, or, in the event trump drops out of the race, president.
by the end of the day, she had raised 4.6 million dollars to pursue her lawsuits and for an unspecified political run.
rudy giuliani announced he would represent her in all her lawsuits as well as be her attorney general should she become president. his first legal action was to petition to reinstate his suspended law license.