Tory leadership: Boris Johnson and Jeremy Hunt are final two

[Celerity]

4. only positive (and small beer in the overall nightmare) is that it won't be Gove

Drug hypocrite Gove: Would-be PM hosted cocaine-fuelled party at London flat just hours after writing article condemning the Class A drug - as his former aide is blamed for forcing him to confess

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7119791/Michael-Gove-hosted-cocaine-fuelled-party-London-flat-hours-condemning-Class-drug.html



A 'five-in-a-bed romp' and the jealous rage that led Michael Gove to fight dirty with a love rival... and that’s far from his only risque confrontation – as the concluding part of our startling series reveals

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7125657/A-five-bed-romp-jealous-rage-led-Michael-Gove-fight-dirty-love-rival.html



Michael Gove thought GDP meant Great Drugs Party




https://newsthump.com/2019/06/08/michael-gove-thought-gdp-meant-great-drugs-party/

Prime Minister in waiting, Michael Gove, had a very different idea of the Gross Domestic Product after spending the nineties whacked off his tits on beak.


Friend, Penny Mordant, says Britain’s next Prime Minister should not be ashamed of his love affair with freebasing the ching.

“He used to line up two bowls side by side filled to the brim with the finest Colombian marching powder,” she said.

“He called it The Double Dip.”