The Debunking of a Missouri Teacher/Principal

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6. They've been in business 30 years. "Brother" Dewey performs miracles, doncha know?

Your child, who kept getting suspended for fighting with teachers or throwing furniture or dealing on campus or any other myriad of other antisocial behaviors that adolescents sometimes commit, is suddenly an "A" student at Zion!

And you know, that marijuana thing is just a rumor.

OTOH my brother is a probation officer, and Brother D has been convicted 3 times in 10 years for selling to a student, so what do I know?

And the whole thing is uncertified by anyone, but you do get a piece of paper indicating you graduated! So for $50 a month, you get an educated kid, not some hoodlum, and college? Heck, everyone knows that TOO much book learning interferes with your common sense anyway.