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The 27 Rules of Conquering the Gym (WSJ) [View all]
1. A gym is not designed to make you feel instantly better about yourself. If a gym wanted to make you feel instantly better about yourself, it would be a bar.
4. No one in the history of gyms has ever lost a pound while reading "The New Yorker" and slowly pedaling a recumbent bicycle. No one.
12. Nope, that's not a "recovery energy bar with antioxidant dark chocolate." That's a chocolate bar.
18. Be cautious about any class with the words "sunrise," "hell," or "Moby."
4. No one in the history of gyms has ever lost a pound while reading "The New Yorker" and slowly pedaling a recumbent bicycle. No one.
12. Nope, that's not a "recovery energy bar with antioxidant dark chocolate." That's a chocolate bar.
18. Be cautious about any class with the words "sunrise," "hell," or "Moby."
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203471004577140900388728374.html
This cracked me up this morning, so I thought I'd share. (I also recognized a teeny bit of myself in a few of them...)
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