Former Navy chaplain: ‘Biologist’ Jesus opposed ‘three women and a dog’ marriage

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Former Navy chaplain: ‘Biologist’ Jesus opposed ‘three women and a dog’ marriage
By David Edwards
Tuesday, April 9, 2013 12:25 EDT

A disgraced former Navy chaplain explained on Monday that Jesus Christ was effectively a “biologist” because he knew that “three women and a dog” can’t make a baby.

In a Monday interview, Internet talk show host David Pakman asked conservative former Navy Chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt if he acknowledged that there was a trend in the United States toward the legalization of LGBT rights, decriminalization of marijuana and support of reproductive rights for women.

Klingenschmitt explained that there was a “polarization” between some Americans becoming more liberal and some churches that were becoming more conservative.

“You only have 15 percent of the middle who are hypocrites, who think, Jesus is cool, but I don’t agree with how he defined marriage,” Klingenschmitt said. “When Jesus talks about one flesh, he’s really being a scientist, he’s being a biologist. Because he realizes and he’s articulating simple biology, that when a sperm and an egg form together, they match in a zygote and a new DNA is formed and it becomes one new human flesh.”