Donald Trump died and went to Hell...

[jmowreader]

14. No, it won't be like that at all

Trump dies and goes to Hell. The Devil greets him and tells him, “you’ve been such a shitty person we have to punish you by doing the worst possible thing to you. But we haven’t decided what that is yet so you have to sit in this room until we do.” They put him in an air conditioned room with a bed and recliner but nothing else and close the door. Every six hours a simple and fairly decent tasting meal slides through a slot.

Ten years later the Devil comes by to see how he’s doing. “This isn’t bad but when are you going to do the worst possible thing to me? I don’t have all day. I’m an important man.” The Devil tells him they’re still thinking hard about it.

One hundred years later the Devil comes back, “So, when am I going to be facing the worst possible thing?” The Devil tells him to wait.

Five hundred years later the Devil comes back.

“Look asshole, when the fuck are you going to do the worst possible thing to me?”

Satan looks at him. “You’re as fucking stupid as they say you are. THIS is the worst possible thing we can do to you.”