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Sheepshank

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13. I even passed these on to my kids where they seemed old enough to figure it out.

Reply to rationalcalgarian (Original post)

Fri Dec 9, 2011, 11:58 AM

Dec 2011

What did the traffic light say to the car?
~Don't look, I'm changing

What happened to the fly that sat on the toilet seat?
~Some bum pushed him in

Knock Knock
~Who's there?
Banana
~Banana who?

Knock Knock
~Who's there?
Banana
~Banana who?

Knock Knock
~Who's there?
Orange
~Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock
~Who's there?
Boo
~Boo who?
Don't cry your momma loves you.

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Can you remember the first joke you ever heard? [View all] rationalcalgarian Dec 2011 OP

No, but I can remember that when I was 5, Bossy Monkey Dec 2011 #1

It's one of these two valerief Dec 2011 #2

I heard a similar joke when I was a kid except there were two applegrove Dec 2011 #3

Ha! valerief Dec 2011 #5

She was in the bathtub, and the dog jumped out the window, the woman ran out in a panic, Kurovski Mar 2013 #33

remember a different version SCantiGOP Dec 2011 #10

Ha! I had to read this a few times to figure out the different pronunciation of aspirin. valerief Dec 2011 #11

That was mine also! ProudProgressiveNow Oct 2012 #19

The toe joke made me laugh. Kurovski Mar 2013 #34

I remember a few slay Dec 2011 #4

What's brown and sticky? valerief Dec 2011 #6

rofl slay Dec 2011 #7

Uh-oh, you can't say that here. You have to go to the scatological group for that. valerief Dec 2011 #8

Bwhahah! slay Dec 2011 #9

What's big and purple and eats rocks? hunter Feb 2013 #27

Wanna hear a dirty joke? MrMickeysMom Dec 2011 #12

I even passed these on to my kids where they seemed old enough to figure it out. Sheepshank Dec 2011 #13

How do you get Kermit the Frog's full attention? woodsprite Dec 2011 #14

The way I first heard the joke benld74 Dec 2011 #17

I remember the first DIRTY joke I ever heard... wyldwolf Dec 2011 #15

My family wasn't that funny customerserviceguy Dec 2011 #16

No, I can't. faeries Dec 2011 #18

Post removed Post removed Nov 2012 #20

I can remember the first one I ever made up myself. MiddleFingerMom Dec 2012 #21

I don't remember how it goes but it was about a guy named Johnny Fuckerfaster. mysuzuki2 Dec 2012 #22

Oh yes! Kurovski Mar 2013 #35

It's not the first joke I heard, but it's one I remember well. DreamGypsy Dec 2012 #23

Don't know if this is politically correct any more, but mykpart Dec 2012 #24

First jokes... PoliticalPizza Jan 2013 #25

oldest joke ever LaCh6 Feb 2013 #26

The "I'm free" "So what, I'm four" joke is vaguely familiar to me. applegrove Mar 2013 #28

Walpole Mass. circa 1958 olddots Mar 2013 #29

Why did the chicken cross the road dipsydoodle Mar 2013 #30

Yeah, but it was racist so I won't give it a bump. Iggo Mar 2013 #31

I was around the age of five... Kurovski Mar 2013 #32