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JustFiveMoreMinutes

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15. There once was a man named Trump....

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 07:46 PM

Jan 2020

There once was man named Trump...

Who had to take a good ol' dump..

He wiped and he flushed and he flushed again...

But the turd was so big and flow too thin...

He blamed the pot and blessed his rump.

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+ 1 red dog 1 Jan 2020 #16

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