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Thomas Hurt

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3. not really a limerick...

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Feb 28, 2020, 07:14 PM

Feb 2020

Bend thy knee and genuflect before King Donald I,
by divine right of kings, no one may sass him
harsh words may sting the royal ears and feeweeings
requiring a foot rub and a defenestration.

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Know any good limericks about Shitler? [View all] red dog 1 Feb 2020 OP

This is difficult - nothing rhymes with orange jls4561 Feb 2020 #1

LOL! leftieNanner Feb 2020 #2

porridge Thomas Hurt Feb 2020 #4

I once saw Eminem being interviewed and he took issue with that notion and proceeded, RockRaven Feb 2020 #5

You'd have to go with tangerine. CaptYossarian Feb 2020 #6

not really a limerick... Thomas Hurt Feb 2020 #3

There was an old man from Nantucket defacto7 Feb 2020 #7

Here's mine: yonder Feb 2020 #8

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! red dog 1 Mar 2020 #9

I came up with this one a couple of years ago: red dog 1 Mar 2020 #10

There once was a big fat phony red dog 1 Mar 2020 #11

My Captain, My Captain Said Trump JustFiveMoreMinutes Mar 2020 #12

There once was a big, fat liar red dog 1 Mar 2020 #13

There was an old man from New York red dog 1 Mar 2020 #14

I don't know how good this one is, but here goes: red dog 1 Mar 2020 #15

There once was a fast food junkie red dog 1 Mar 2020 #16