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chwaliszewski

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12. I know this joke isn't grammar related but still funny, nonetheless. Enjoy.
Thu Mar 31, 2022, 08:50 AM
Mar 2022

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense
moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant
enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times, then
trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.





Probably wasn't the same elephant.

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I love those misplaced modifiers. Ilsa Mar 2022 #1
Helvetica and Comic Sans walk into a bar Clash City Rocker Mar 2022 #2
You're just a font of knowledge. keithbvadu2 Mar 2022 #17
Big hand, please, for sop! Fritz Walter Mar 2022 #3
Usage walks in to a bar... Probatim Mar 2022 #4
I used to be a grammar Nazi until I realised I was just being anti-semantic. sop Mar 2022 #10
What we really need is a grammar Eisenhower. keithbvadu2 Mar 2022 #18
Great list, thanks! TheRickles Mar 2022 #5
Started my day with a smile. Thank you. niyad Mar 2022 #6
A hyperbole and an idiom walked into a bar. All hell broke loose. Beastly Boy Mar 2022 #7
A homonym was barred from entering Shermann Mar 2022 #8
A piece of string walks into a bar ... chwaliszewski Mar 2022 #9
fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack House of Roberts Mar 2022 #11
It's a good thing they don't ask us which end of the tack. keithbvadu2 Mar 2022 #20
I know this joke isn't grammar related but still funny, nonetheless. Enjoy. chwaliszewski Mar 2022 #12
Grammar walks into a bar. Grampar was still parking the ca unblock Mar 2022 #13
"All intensive purposes?" DFW Mar 2022 #14
Right! "All intensive puposes" is a malapropism. Mister Ed Mar 2022 #15
I see it included in supposedly "serious" texts all the time. DFW Mar 2022 #23
Don't miss church this Easter Sunday.. Permanut Mar 2022 #16
That's one way to increase lagging attendance n/t DFW Mar 2022 #24
An alliteration blindly bicycled by both bars. notKeith Mar 2022 #19
Cognitive dissonance walked into a bar to get that glass of water. notKeith Mar 2022 #21
Dunning-Kruger burst into the bar, loudly announcing his savoir faire to the ladies. notKeith Mar 2022 #22
Your choice of baked goods probably depends DFW Mar 2022 #25
Thanks for posting. n/t TeamProg Mar 2022 #26
A paraprosdokian walked into a bar, man did that hurt! TeamProg Mar 2022 #27
I heard one today, on The Visionary Activist Show... AnotherDreamWeaver Mar 2022 #28
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