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28. I heard one today, on The Visionary Activist Show...

Thu Mar 31, 2022, 09:48 PM

Mar 2022

"I drink to your death, may you be buried in a casket made from a 100 year old oak, grown from an acorn I plant today."

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Grammar walks into a bar... [View all] sop Mar 2022 OP

I love those misplaced modifiers. Ilsa Mar 2022 #1

Helvetica and Comic Sans walk into a bar Clash City Rocker Mar 2022 #2

You're just a font of knowledge. keithbvadu2 Mar 2022 #17

Big hand, please, for sop! Fritz Walter Mar 2022 #3

Usage walks in to a bar... Probatim Mar 2022 #4

What we really need is a grammar Eisenhower. keithbvadu2 Mar 2022 #18

Great list, thanks! TheRickles Mar 2022 #5

Started my day with a smile. Thank you. niyad Mar 2022 #6

A hyperbole and an idiom walked into a bar. All hell broke loose. Beastly Boy Mar 2022 #7

A homonym was barred from entering Shermann Mar 2022 #8

A piece of string walks into a bar ... chwaliszewski Mar 2022 #9

fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack House of Roberts Mar 2022 #11

It's a good thing they don't ask us which end of the tack. keithbvadu2 Mar 2022 #20

Grammar walks into a bar. Grampar was still parking the ca unblock Mar 2022 #13

"All intensive purposes?" DFW Mar 2022 #14

Right! "All intensive puposes" is a malapropism. Mister Ed Mar 2022 #15

I see it included in supposedly "serious" texts all the time. DFW Mar 2022 #23

Don't miss church this Easter Sunday.. Permanut Mar 2022 #16

That's one way to increase lagging attendance n/t DFW Mar 2022 #24

An alliteration blindly bicycled by both bars. notKeith Mar 2022 #19

Cognitive dissonance walked into a bar to get that glass of water. notKeith Mar 2022 #21

Your choice of baked goods probably depends DFW Mar 2022 #25

Thanks for posting. n/t TeamProg Mar 2022 #26

A paraprosdokian walked into a bar, man did that hurt! TeamProg Mar 2022 #27

I heard one today, on The Visionary Activist Show... AnotherDreamWeaver Mar 2022 #28

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