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6. I used to date a microbiologist.

Sat Apr 2, 2022, 05:53 AM

Apr 2022

But I ended it because he only cared about getting into my genes.

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I saw a microbiologist yesterday...... [View all] Sherman A1 Apr 2022 OP

;-{)🖖‍ Goonch Apr 2022 #1

Great Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #3

I saw a maniac yesterday jfz9580m Apr 2022 #2

Well Played Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #4

;-/ jfz9580m Apr 2022 #7

One can tell that a pun is mature when Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #8

Groan is right! jfz9580m Apr 2022 #9

Ha ha ha! femmedem Apr 2022 #10

A Happy National Peanut 🥜 Butter and Jelly Day! Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #11

Was he German? lastlib Apr 2022 #5

I used to date a microbiologist. femmedem Apr 2022 #6

If that was a microbiologist, yagotme Apr 2022 #12