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keithbvadu2

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Wed Oct 12, 2022, 08:49 PM Oct 2022

guy finds magic lantern. rubs it. poof. genie pops out. [View all]

guy finds magic lantern. rubs it. poof. genie pops out.

you get three wishes but your biggest enemy gets twice what you get.

i want a billion dollars (inflation). enemy gets two billion.

i want a fine mansion. enemy gets two fine mansions.

thinking, thinking. what is there that is good for having one but bad
for having two?

eureka! i want a wife who is 100% my sexual compatibility.

pity the enemy,,,,,, poor bastxxd.

he gets two women he cannot satisfy.

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guy finds magic lantern. rubs it. poof. genie pops out.

he 62. wife 60.

wants a wife who is 30 years younger then him.

poof.... he is now 90.


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