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MiddleFingerMom

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21. I can remember the first one I ever made up myself.

Reply to rationalcalgarian (Original post)

Sat Dec 1, 2012, 02:48 AM

Dec 2012

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I was about 7 or so and MiddleFingerMomSis had brought her BF home from college
for Sunday dinner so that he could meet her (our) parents.
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I don't know how many times I was told by how many people that I had BETTER be
on my best behavior.
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They all knew much better than to do that. They really did.
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Someone told a "polite" joke. Mildly funny. Chuckles all around.
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It was my moment.
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"What does Superman say when he flushes the toilet?"
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My sister turned pale white.
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"See ya later, Super-poop!!!"
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My sister started crying for Mom to "do something about him!!!"
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My Mom was banishing me upstairs to my room.
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My little brother and Dad were staring at their plates, doing a
not-very-subtle job of desperately trying not to laugh.
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I and my sister's BF were laughing our asses off... helpless in
the grip of that stupid stupid hilarious formal dinner poop joke.
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Worth it. Worth every no-dessert-bedroom-banishment moment.
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Like Steve Martin in "The Jerk"... I had found my special purpose.
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Can you remember the first joke you ever heard? [View all] rationalcalgarian Dec 2011 OP

No, but I can remember that when I was 5, Bossy Monkey Dec 2011 #1

It's one of these two valerief Dec 2011 #2

I heard a similar joke when I was a kid except there were two applegrove Dec 2011 #3

Ha! valerief Dec 2011 #5

She was in the bathtub, and the dog jumped out the window, the woman ran out in a panic, Kurovski Mar 2013 #33

remember a different version SCantiGOP Dec 2011 #10

Ha! I had to read this a few times to figure out the different pronunciation of aspirin. valerief Dec 2011 #11

That was mine also! ProudProgressiveNow Oct 2012 #19

The toe joke made me laugh. Kurovski Mar 2013 #34

I remember a few slay Dec 2011 #4

What's brown and sticky? valerief Dec 2011 #6

rofl slay Dec 2011 #7

Uh-oh, you can't say that here. You have to go to the scatological group for that. valerief Dec 2011 #8

Bwhahah! slay Dec 2011 #9

What's big and purple and eats rocks? hunter Feb 2013 #27

Wanna hear a dirty joke? MrMickeysMom Dec 2011 #12

I even passed these on to my kids where they seemed old enough to figure it out. Sheepshank Dec 2011 #13

How do you get Kermit the Frog's full attention? woodsprite Dec 2011 #14

The way I first heard the joke benld74 Dec 2011 #17

I remember the first DIRTY joke I ever heard... wyldwolf Dec 2011 #15

My family wasn't that funny customerserviceguy Dec 2011 #16

No, I can't. faeries Dec 2011 #18

Post removed Post removed Nov 2012 #20

I can remember the first one I ever made up myself. MiddleFingerMom Dec 2012 #21

I don't remember how it goes but it was about a guy named Johnny Fuckerfaster. mysuzuki2 Dec 2012 #22

Oh yes! Kurovski Mar 2013 #35

It's not the first joke I heard, but it's one I remember well. DreamGypsy Dec 2012 #23

Don't know if this is politically correct any more, but mykpart Dec 2012 #24

First jokes... PoliticalPizza Jan 2013 #25

oldest joke ever LaCh6 Feb 2013 #26

The "I'm free" "So what, I'm four" joke is vaguely familiar to me. applegrove Mar 2013 #28

Walpole Mass. circa 1958 olddots Mar 2013 #29

Why did the chicken cross the road dipsydoodle Mar 2013 #30

Yeah, but it was racist so I won't give it a bump. Iggo Mar 2013 #31

I was around the age of five... Kurovski Mar 2013 #32