RVP to Manure-Wow

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2. 20 Mil + 220,000 a week same as granny shagger

Meanwhile, Robin van Persie to Manchester United is done. Or almost done. Or not quite done. Or some way from being done, depending on which paper you read this morning. The general consensus is that if United stick £20m down then we’ll sell. We’re holding out for that kind of money and rightly so. And although van Persie would become far less the legend and much more the traitor if he went there, I wonder if this is how he and his half-wit agent envisaged things turning out when he released that statement.

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