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Conservative retelling of 'loaves and fishes' story. Saw yrs ago [View all]
When boy brings up his lunch to jesus, Jesus holds it up and loudly praises the boy to the crowd--
'See, he prepared and planned ahead!'
Turning to boy, Jesus says 'Bless you my son, for preparing for the future and not just expecting other people to take care of you. And now go and enjoy your meal!'
And to the congregation 'Heed my words. Each of you take care of yourselves. Let your neighbors prepare take care of themselves.'
IIRC this interpretation was at blog called something like Liberals love Jesus.
It was told much better!
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