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17. I would submit that he could, but that it did not stink.

Tue Dec 13, 2022, 11:21 PM

Dec 2022

When one's blood is wine, I wonder what bilirubin looks like.

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Did Jesus poop? [View all] True Dough Dec 2022 OP

I certainly hope so. Assuming, of course he was. Srkdqltr Dec 2022 #1

If not, True Dough Dec 2022 #6

I just read about a Catalonian Nativity tradition AZSkiffyGeek Dec 2022 #2

there is a poop question, but not a pee question? NewHendoLib Dec 2022 #3

Maybe True Dough Dec 2022 #5

But does the Pope edhopper Dec 2022 #4

Which one? True Dough Dec 2022 #8

Yes. RandySF Dec 2022 #7

Thank you! True Dough Dec 2022 #9

Even if you believe in His divinity RandySF Dec 2022 #10

He could miraculously hold it indefinitely, but why do that? Marcuse Dec 2022 #11

Kim Jung Un doesn't poop, maybe Trump doesn't either they are both doc03 Dec 2022 #12

I don't know, but it wasn't me! dchill Dec 2022 #13

All I can observe is, a lot of his followers are full of it . . . Journeyman Dec 2022 #14

No shit. rubbersole Dec 2022 #15

So, basically, Jesus didn't give a shit Effete Snob Dec 2022 #16

I would submit that he could, but that it did not stink. Gore1FL Dec 2022 #17

Fine Irish whiskey. ret5hd Dec 2022 #18

Yes because there is no such thing as divinity. Except for the fudge. LakeArenal Dec 2022 #19

You're more likely True Dough Dec 2022 #24

Please. If Jesus wept then he had functioning human portals. Frasier Balzov Dec 2022 #21

And while he was cumming True Dough Dec 2022 #23

Holy Shit?! Doc Sportello Dec 2022 #22

What about the floor? Frasier Balzov Dec 2022 #25

Jesus was deified well after his death Major Nikon Dec 2022 #26

Of the many things I have pondered... 3catwoman3 Dec 2022 #27

Let's put it another way: True Dough Dec 2022 #28