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In reply to the discussion: Did Jesus poop? [View all]

3Hotdogs

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20. There was a radio program, WMCA, N.Y.C., probably 1970's. The station went from pop. to talk.
Tue Dec 13, 2022, 11:44 PM
Dec 2022

This guy comes on the air, free associating.... I wonder if God has a willy. Man is made in the image of God. Men have willy's. Does God have one? I wonder if he plays with his willy. .....

The guy was soon off the air.

Now that question has more significance than if Jesus took a shit -- or many shits.... or a shit a day...

Because, the priests told me I shouldn't play with my willy. So if God has a willy and he plays with it.... What da fuck?

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Did Jesus poop? [View all] True Dough Dec 2022 OP
I certainly hope so. Assuming, of course he was. Srkdqltr Dec 2022 #1
If not, True Dough Dec 2022 #6
I just read about a Catalonian Nativity tradition AZSkiffyGeek Dec 2022 #2
there is a poop question, but not a pee question? NewHendoLib Dec 2022 #3
Maybe True Dough Dec 2022 #5
But does the Pope edhopper Dec 2022 #4
Which one? True Dough Dec 2022 #8
Yes. RandySF Dec 2022 #7
Thank you! True Dough Dec 2022 #9
Even if you believe in His divinity RandySF Dec 2022 #10
He could miraculously hold it indefinitely, but why do that? Marcuse Dec 2022 #11
Kim Jung Un doesn't poop, maybe Trump doesn't either they are both doc03 Dec 2022 #12
I don't know, but it wasn't me! dchill Dec 2022 #13
All I can observe is, a lot of his followers are full of it . . . Journeyman Dec 2022 #14
No shit. rubbersole Dec 2022 #15
So, basically, Jesus didn't give a shit Effete Snob Dec 2022 #16
I would submit that he could, but that it did not stink. Gore1FL Dec 2022 #17
Fine Irish whiskey. ret5hd Dec 2022 #18
Yes because there is no such thing as divinity. Except for the fudge. LakeArenal Dec 2022 #19
There was a radio program, WMCA, N.Y.C., probably 1970's. The station went from pop. to talk. 3Hotdogs Dec 2022 #20
You're more likely True Dough Dec 2022 #24
Please. If Jesus wept then he had functioning human portals. Frasier Balzov Dec 2022 #21
And while he was cumming True Dough Dec 2022 #23
Holy Shit?! Doc Sportello Dec 2022 #22
What about the floor? Frasier Balzov Dec 2022 #25
Jesus was deified well after his death Major Nikon Dec 2022 #26
Of the many things I have pondered... 3catwoman3 Dec 2022 #27
Let's put it another way: True Dough Dec 2022 #28
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