Mango, a rather small Indian man

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100. "Herbert, Herbeeeeerrrrrttttt"

"Get your old ass out here! You gonna sleep all day and rot!"
Herbert, a haggard ole cuss appeared at the door and said, "Ah, you're all a bunch a nutcases. I gotta get myself back to the Mayberry reruns, I just love that ole Barney".

Herbert was finishing his 5th fried bologna and bacon sandwiches. "MMMMMMmmmmmmmm" it just always hit the spot for him. He was hoping he'd have enough energy later for the bowling league. He'd been on the same team for a record 57 years. Never did break 200 though. The name of his team was the "Bean Bombers". No one could remember where that name came from, but on some nights, they had an idea.