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Ricochet21

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122. "Yeh well
Sat Jul 14, 2012, 08:13 PM
Jul 2012

he didn't have to make such a dramatic entrance just for a freakin pair of bowling shoes, did he?"

"He should have tried Sandals-Direct"

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Mango, a rather small Indian man [View all] kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 OP
Could it be because Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #1
His eyes laughed and and his soul danced to the joyful song that runs through us all. davsand Jun 2012 #2
Calikid, a rather small honky man calikid Jun 2012 #3
AHEM Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #4
There have been many stories felix_numinous Jun 2012 #5
The Animals! kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #6
And the secret was Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #7
all enjoyed singing felix_numinous Jun 2012 #8
The village was becoming downright festive. kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #9
TALK ABOUT DOWNRIGHT FESTIVE! Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #10
Yes, indeed! The shindig was about to be complete with kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #11
The scene before Mango began to fade felix_numinous Jun 2012 #12
Mangooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh Mangoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #13
... felix_numinous Jun 2012 #14
And then something went zip! kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #15
And he knew that all life felix_numinous Jun 2012 #16
For some reason, Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #17
Surrounded by paradise, kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #18
As he cut through thick brush Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #19
Mango blew his horn felix_numinous Jun 2012 #20
Just on the outskirts of the village Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #21
Oh, and this was not good, not good, not good! kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #22
Mango knew his challenge felix_numinous Jun 2012 #23
More and more of the devas buzzed his ears Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #24
Run, Mango, Run! kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #25
As fast as he could, Mango made it up a high tree Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #26
As Mango gazed up at the sky felix_numinous Jun 2012 #27
He was growing fainter by the moment Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #28
The Tree was shaking.. kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #29
Mango, shocked, screamed at the tiger Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #30
AT first he was relieved.. kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #31
Then, he remembered Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #32
Mango was aghast felix_numinous Jun 2012 #33
He decided he had picked up strange broadcast from some far away planet Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #34
'Just keep going' felix_numinous Jun 2012 #35
After a mist seemed to pulsate through him, kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #36
It was a barely worn path, yet visible Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #37
And he immediately recalled that famous discussion kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #38
And just to think Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #39
After the incident at the dentist, kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #40
He let out a very large BURP Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #41
Which led to a hunger the likes of which kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #42
His car hit a bump so hard Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #43
He saw lights ahead felix_numinous Jun 2012 #44
Mango looked at his hands. kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #45
"But" Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #46
Just as Mango recalled that eating kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #47
Mango said, Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #48
Now he wasn't an actual mango anymore felix_numinous Jun 2012 #49
It was his old friend Weevy Greevy! Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #50
Feelin' Groovy! kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #51
So Mango and his good friend Weevy felix_numinous Jun 2012 #52
"My Head is ablaze.. kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #53
Just then a tall figure in a long white robe floated into the scene Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #54
Mango just smiled. kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #55
Mango laughed so hard something went--pop! felix_numinous Jun 2012 #56
Hmmm, what was that pop! Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #57
The anecdote for the ayawaska kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #58
WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING SOME CIVILITY BACK TO THIS THREAD Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #59
... felix_numinous Jun 2012 #60
As he sat awhile on the drifting surfboard,to ponder all these wonders, kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #61
And they all broke out into laughter felix_numinous Jun 2012 #62
Just then Zar showed up again Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #63
"Pick Me, Pick Me," kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #64
The council debated, felix_numinous Jun 2012 #65
As Mango listened to the forthright kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #66
And finally, tick tick tick, the decision came in! Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #67
MANGO LAUGHED, kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #68
The Munumuni celebration went on for weeks felix_numinous Jun 2012 #69
"Heh," Mango guffawed... kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #70
His feet went plop, up on the table Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #71
And shine it did. kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #72
Weevy said, Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #73
"No Wonder!" kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #74
Greevy said, Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #75
Just then a beam of light came out of a tiny hole felix_numinous Jul 2012 #76
But Weevy had this nagging feeling... Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #77
"Ah Dang!" kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #78
"Oh yes, AND I FORGOT!" Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #79
All packed felix_numinous Jul 2012 #80
And gosh almighty, kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #81
Harriet, his landlord Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #82
You guessed it... kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #83
They saw a glow in the sky felix_numinous Jul 2012 #84
Yet, the glow got brighter Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #85
Buddha! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #86
But,But before Weevy could respond... kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #87
(off the record) Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #88
(there are no coincidences) kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #89
(I had a dream felix_numinous Jul 2012 #90
(Wow, Felix! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #91
"Clarity," kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #92
Weevy was sitting there, inspired by the sight of The Buddha Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #93
"Why, Weevy... kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #94
"That's okay," said Weevy Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #95
Without hesitation, Mango stuck his hand down into his pants kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #96
Just then, a crazy-looking white-haired old lady Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #97
'Didn't you see the Buddha in the......" felix_numinous Jul 2012 #98
Swirving,swirling Hips! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #99
"Herbert, Herbeeeeerrrrrttttt" Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #100
"DOn't be insane! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #101
"That girl can still boog-gay!" Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #102
Just then Mango stuck his finger out to the wind... kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #103
"Oh my God!!" Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #104
During one of those rare life moments when kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #105
Decided that they Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #106
As Herberrrttt watched the stormy winds kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #107
Everyone must be doing Laughter Yoga! Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #108
( Recall Mango's chief characteristic...refer to the first post) The punchbowl kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #109
After 15 games Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #110
The new old bag, kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #111
Mango screamed Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #112
Hell's Bells! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #113
Buddha kept trying to put on the shoes Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #114
"Good Gawd Almighty," kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #115
"Holy Shiva", said the Buddha... Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #116
Of course, by now, Weevy was just coming to, kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #117
Then the Buddha whispered to Weevy Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #118
Okay, WTF, man! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #119
"What miracle?" Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #120
"First of all," kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #121
"Yeh well Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #122
(dang...beat me to the bowling shoes angle! HAR HAR!) kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #123
Herberrrt was known for his laughter too felix_numinous Jul 2012 #124
Just then Mango's cell rang. kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #125
Just then Weevy shouted Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #126
There was a sound in the sky felix_numinous Jul 2012 #127
Oh Goosely! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #128
"make a nice paste out of it Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #129
(OMG, LMAO) kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #130
Mango said Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #131
Frog a Giggin ...giggly giggly goo! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #132
Just then, this GREAT BIG woman charged into the scene Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #133
Snapping out of it, he said "Who's Butch, Bitch!?" kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #134
Just then Mango started to wonder felix_numinous Jul 2012 #135
The mad woman was chasing him Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #136
About that time, Mango stubbed his toe BiGTIME kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #137
Butch said Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #138
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