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126. Just then Weevy shouted

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 06:53 PM

Jul 2012

"OH YEAH? What the hell is the matter with all of you mother******s? Can't a guy laugh around here? Isn't the Buddha jolly?"

The crowd was stirring as the big Po-lice vans pulled into position with guns leveled. Over the loudspeaker, all could here, "All right now, all of you'd better pipe down! And I mean NOW! Where do you think you are, in the Mardees Graws? I ain't given any of you any beads of no size whatsoever even if you do flash me a boob or two or even three! You'd better back up and quiet down!" (Sound of a gaggle of Geman Shepherds growling and bearing their teeth.

"The good people of this here hamlet has to get up in the morning, and you noise-makers just don't seem to give a hoot!"

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Mango, a rather small Indian man [View all] kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 OP

Could it be because Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #1

His eyes laughed and and his soul danced to the joyful song that runs through us all. davsand Jun 2012 #2

Calikid, a rather small honky man calikid Jun 2012 #3

AHEM Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #4

There have been many stories felix_numinous Jun 2012 #5

The Animals! kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #6

And the secret was Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #7

all enjoyed singing felix_numinous Jun 2012 #8

The village was becoming downright festive. kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #9

TALK ABOUT DOWNRIGHT FESTIVE! Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #10

Yes, indeed! The shindig was about to be complete with kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #11

The scene before Mango began to fade felix_numinous Jun 2012 #12

Mangooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh Mangoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #13

... felix_numinous Jun 2012 #14

And then something went zip! kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #15

And he knew that all life felix_numinous Jun 2012 #16

For some reason, Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #17

Surrounded by paradise, kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #18

As he cut through thick brush Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #19

Mango blew his horn felix_numinous Jun 2012 #20

Just on the outskirts of the village Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #21

Oh, and this was not good, not good, not good! kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #22

Mango knew his challenge felix_numinous Jun 2012 #23

More and more of the devas buzzed his ears Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #24

Run, Mango, Run! kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #25

As fast as he could, Mango made it up a high tree Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #26

As Mango gazed up at the sky felix_numinous Jun 2012 #27

He was growing fainter by the moment Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #28

The Tree was shaking.. kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #29

Mango, shocked, screamed at the tiger Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #30

AT first he was relieved.. kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #31

Then, he remembered Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #32

Mango was aghast felix_numinous Jun 2012 #33

He decided he had picked up strange broadcast from some far away planet Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #34

'Just keep going' felix_numinous Jun 2012 #35

After a mist seemed to pulsate through him, kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #36

It was a barely worn path, yet visible Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #37

And he immediately recalled that famous discussion kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #38

And just to think Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #39

After the incident at the dentist, kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #40

He let out a very large BURP Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #41

Which led to a hunger the likes of which kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #42

His car hit a bump so hard Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #43

He saw lights ahead felix_numinous Jun 2012 #44

Mango looked at his hands. kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #45

"But" Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #46

Just as Mango recalled that eating kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #47

Mango said, Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #48

Now he wasn't an actual mango anymore felix_numinous Jun 2012 #49

It was his old friend Weevy Greevy! Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #50

Feelin' Groovy! kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #51

So Mango and his good friend Weevy felix_numinous Jun 2012 #52

"My Head is ablaze.. kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #53

Just then a tall figure in a long white robe floated into the scene Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #54

Mango just smiled. kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #55

Mango laughed so hard something went--pop! felix_numinous Jun 2012 #56

Hmmm, what was that pop! Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #57

The anecdote for the ayawaska kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #58

WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING SOME CIVILITY BACK TO THIS THREAD Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #59

... felix_numinous Jun 2012 #60

As he sat awhile on the drifting surfboard,to ponder all these wonders, kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #61

And they all broke out into laughter felix_numinous Jun 2012 #62

Just then Zar showed up again Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #63

"Pick Me, Pick Me," kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #64

The council debated, felix_numinous Jun 2012 #65

As Mango listened to the forthright kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #66

And finally, tick tick tick, the decision came in! Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #67

MANGO LAUGHED, kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #68

The Munumuni celebration went on for weeks felix_numinous Jun 2012 #69

"Heh," Mango guffawed... kimmerspixelated Jun 2012 #70

His feet went plop, up on the table Ricochet21 Jun 2012 #71

And shine it did. kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #72

Weevy said, Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #73

"No Wonder!" kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #74

Greevy said, Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #75

Just then a beam of light came out of a tiny hole felix_numinous Jul 2012 #76

But Weevy had this nagging feeling... Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #77

"Ah Dang!" kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #78

"Oh yes, AND I FORGOT!" Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #79

All packed felix_numinous Jul 2012 #80

And gosh almighty, kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #81

Harriet, his landlord Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #82

You guessed it... kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #83

They saw a glow in the sky felix_numinous Jul 2012 #84

Yet, the glow got brighter Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #85

Buddha! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #86

But,But before Weevy could respond... kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #87

(off the record) Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #88

(there are no coincidences) kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #89

(I had a dream felix_numinous Jul 2012 #90

(Wow, Felix! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #91

"Clarity," kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #92

Weevy was sitting there, inspired by the sight of The Buddha Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #93

"Why, Weevy... kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #94

"That's okay," said Weevy Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #95

Without hesitation, Mango stuck his hand down into his pants kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #96

Just then, a crazy-looking white-haired old lady Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #97

'Didn't you see the Buddha in the......" felix_numinous Jul 2012 #98

Swirving,swirling Hips! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #99

"Herbert, Herbeeeeerrrrrttttt" Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #100

"DOn't be insane! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #101

"That girl can still boog-gay!" Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #102

Just then Mango stuck his finger out to the wind... kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #103

"Oh my God!!" Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #104

During one of those rare life moments when kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #105

Decided that they Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #106

As Herberrrttt watched the stormy winds kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #107

Everyone must be doing Laughter Yoga! Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #108

( Recall Mango's chief characteristic...refer to the first post) The punchbowl kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #109

After 15 games Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #110

The new old bag, kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #111

Mango screamed Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #112

Hell's Bells! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #113

Buddha kept trying to put on the shoes Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #114

"Good Gawd Almighty," kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #115

"Holy Shiva", said the Buddha... Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #116

Of course, by now, Weevy was just coming to, kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #117

Then the Buddha whispered to Weevy Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #118

Okay, WTF, man! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #119

"What miracle?" Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #120

"First of all," kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #121

"Yeh well Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #122

(dang...beat me to the bowling shoes angle! HAR HAR!) kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #123

Herberrrt was known for his laughter too felix_numinous Jul 2012 #124

Just then Mango's cell rang. kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #125

Just then Weevy shouted Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #126

There was a sound in the sky felix_numinous Jul 2012 #127

Oh Goosely! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #128

"make a nice paste out of it Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #129

(OMG, LMAO) kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #130

Mango said Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #131

Frog a Giggin ...giggly giggly goo! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #132

Just then, this GREAT BIG woman charged into the scene Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #133

Snapping out of it, he said "Who's Butch, Bitch!?" kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #134

Just then Mango started to wonder felix_numinous Jul 2012 #135

The mad woman was chasing him Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #136

About that time, Mango stubbed his toe BiGTIME kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #137

Butch said Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #138