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noel711

(2,185 posts)
7. Well.. yes Saturn does...
Mon Jul 16, 2012, 01:57 PM
Jul 2012

Saturn marches into your bedroom,
turns on the lights,
flips off the quilts... and announces its time to stop being
a lazy ass, and lets get going PRONTO!
And you do.. you trudge into the shower, and turn on the cold..
and Saturn waits.. pointing to his watch... get going!

Whereas...
Uranus bops into the room with a glass of cold water,
and dumps it on your head.. and laughs..
and says: There's hot pancakes downstairs,
better get 'em fast before the other kids get 'em.

Whereas..
Pluto just walks into the room,
and stands there in the dark, quietly,
and you sense his presence.. and the hair on the
back of your neck starts to stand up,
and you jump out of bed before he does anything.
And he stands there smiling...

Whereas.
Mars stomps in, and flips the whole mattress over,
while yelling at the top of his lungs..

Mercury tap dances in your room,
and talks talks talks talks until you can't
take it anymore..

And Venus?
She tip toes in and slides in bed next to you.

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I didn't realize Saturn was involved. kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #1
Saturn's not involved Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #3
TOO much to do! Can't lay in bed all day! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #11
No place to hide!!!! Tumbulu Jul 2012 #2
Ya...didn;t you say Mon/tues was gonna be a wild ride...? FirstLight Jul 2012 #4
COVERS??? elleng Jul 2012 #5
Great, Friday is my birthday get the red out Jul 2012 #6
Well.. yes Saturn does... noel711 Jul 2012 #7
that was cute NJCher Jul 2012 #8
Be my guest, cher... noel711 Jul 2012 #9
Wow! kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #10
Perfect! southerncrone Jul 2012 #15
How brilliant felix_numinous Jul 2012 #17
Love this! Delphinus Jul 2012 #19
Very nice, Noel711 Matariki Jul 2012 #23
Love it! nt Mojorabbit Jul 2012 #30
I'm already there, at least in spirit LiberalEsto Jul 2012 #12
wow, don't you think this applies to Romney? NJCher Jul 2012 #13
Romney is the scapegoat or personification, if you will Ricochet21 Jul 2012 #16
I don't have room for all those rings in my bed! southerncrone Jul 2012 #14
Literally! FirstLight Jul 2012 #18
same here.. ropi Jul 2012 #20
True, First LIght...I have been exhausted... noel711 Jul 2012 #21
I like the way you expressed this. kimmerspixelated Jul 2012 #24
My body just won't let me do a lot get the red out Jul 2012 #25
I know the body pain stuff FirstLight Jul 2012 #29
Thanks for the warning Matariki Jul 2012 #22
I know Saturn's been hiding in my house ... zbdent Jul 2012 #26
LOL! Ring in the tub! noel711 Jul 2012 #27
This is the first day since Sunday progdog Jul 2012 #28
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