Eclipse conspiracies. Nothing specific.

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2. Nothing specific and nothing new.

Of course, I lived through a total eclipse in either 1970 or 71 if I remember correctly. I remember the streetlight coming on in the middle of the day. Before the eclipse I was a homely man, with no ambition, and no education and couldn't get a date in a whorehouse. After, I was movie-star hansom, brilliant , and a woman magnet and became fabulously productive and wealthy. It was all because the moon shadowed out the sun for a brief period. I am avoiding being in the total eclipse area as I just couldn't stand it happening again.