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beam me up scottie

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11. Rite??
Mon Sep 4, 2017, 06:06 PM
Sep 2017

My brother-in-law's second cousin Gladys had cancer and after months of consultations, treatments and expert care by medical professionals she's in remission.

That PROOFS prayer works!

Athiessts and their science, where did all that fancy book lernin get us anyway?












Disclaimer: this is sarcasm. Atheists are required to be sarcastic, you don't get your official badge and secret decoder ring unless you swear an oath to be as sarcastic as heathenly possible. Failure to comply may result in revocation of your atheist card.

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That is.......... MyOwnPeace Sep 2017 #1
Yep. Prayer: How to do nothing and pretend you helped beam me up scottie Sep 2017 #2
Perfect. mountain grammy Sep 2017 #6
Hey mountain grammy! beam me up scottie Sep 2017 #7
its a miracle! Voltaire2 Sep 2017 #3
You mock but I've heard stories! beam me up scottie Sep 2017 #4
At the very least, Mr.Bill Sep 2017 #5
Does it have to be explained why anecdotal evidence Voltaire2 Sep 2017 #8
Yeah, that's why I said Mr.Bill Sep 2017 #9
what you athisests don't understand is that it DOES work!1! progressoid Sep 2017 #10
Rite?? beam me up scottie Sep 2017 #11
whenever I hear about a scientific prayer study in progress I immediately start sacrificing goats Voltaire2 Sep 2017 #12
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