Popular treatment known as ‘cupping therapy’ leaves man with seven holes in his back

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3. But how else am I supposed to get the toxins out of my system?

I've tried the coffee enema and the kale cleanse but I fear there are still mysterious things in my body that need to come out.

If only God had made some sort of system in our bodies to filter out the nasty stuff that could then could be expelled into the toilet.