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[hermetic]

1. Thank you, Mr. Cart

I'll gladly accept option 4. Truth be told though, when I was choosing a name I picked Hermite (a female hermit) which I was planning to become in order to survive the reign of the BFEE. But I was told that name had already been taken so I was offered some options. I picked this one because I have read the writings of Hermes Trismegistus and I'm down with all that stuff.

I am honored to pick up the mantle of the mighty MFM and take on this tradition to preserve the memory of such a fine person. Let's do him proud.

Now I must go and amass images of puppies and babies that will irritate the trolls who prefer to see us angry and depressed. Fah on them, I say! See you tomorrow.