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Amy-Strange

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21. NUMBER TWO
Fri Jun 12, 2020, 11:28 PM
Jun 2020

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2) he'll demand that everyone start call him, "Mr. Pants On Fire!"

3) all that green will turn his hair blue

4) He'll be spending a lot more time in the bunker smokin... umm, inspecting it.

5) He'll tell everyone that MAGA really means Make America Green Again

6) his base will desert him

7) "What wall? What are you talking about?

8) the DEA will arrest him

9) he won't remember that he's President

10) All Republicans will finally disagree with him
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Nope. Definitely not. Aristus Jun 2020 #1
Let me join ya... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #2
I took some tincture around 6pm. Aristus Jun 2020 #3
Sounds like a plan n/t Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #4
I wonder who else is going to show up... Aristus Jun 2020 #5
Show up for what? Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #6
The join-in. Aristus Jun 2020 #7
Hopefully (if it happens), the DU site can keep up. Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #8
Enjoy!... Aristus Jun 2020 #9
Here's to ya! n/t Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #23
I forgot to put on clothes before going out once... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #10
Nope. Never happened. Aristus Jun 2020 #24
Ah yes! I remember those days fondly... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #26
This is why I normally get plowed all alone. Aristus Jun 2020 #28
Good idea. No witnesses, unless... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #29
Yeah, I drunk-post all the time. Aristus Jun 2020 #30
When Netscape first started getting everybody on line... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #32
No wonder. Netscape was the Wild West. Aristus Jun 2020 #33
Everything on the internet was true back then... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #34
Oh NO! We're...we're...we're becoming cyberhipsters! Aristus Jun 2020 #35
Top Ten reasons why Trump should smoke pot... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #11
NUMBER 10... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #12
NUMBER 9... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #13
NUMBER 8 Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #14
NUMBER 7... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #15
NUMBER SIX... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #17
NUMBER FIVE... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #18
NUMBER FOUR... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #19
NUMBER THREE... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #20
NUMBER TWO Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #21
And the NUMBER ONE reason is... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #22
There are people lining up for the job of being his dealer right now. Aristus Jun 2020 #25
He might not want to come out of the bunker... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #27
If they lock the bunker with him in it, then plow the whole thing under, Aristus Jun 2020 #31
This message was self-deleted by its author Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #16
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