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Xolodno

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39. Reminds me of an old joke.

Reply to moonshinegnomie (Original post)

Mon Mar 31, 2025, 05:36 PM

Mar 2025

Minister was giving a sermon on enemies and how we should still love them as everyone has them.

Old man in the back stands up and says "I don't have any".

Minister then asks "Are you sure?"

Old man says "Yes, because I outlived ever one of those bastards!".

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a former friend who went full maga died last night [View all] moonshinegnomie Mar 2025 OP

My goal is to out live all my enemies. Almost there. multigraincracker Mar 2025 #1

I'd hazard he's been brain dead for some nine years. Body just caught up with the mind . . . Journeyman Mar 2025 #2

Post removed Post removed Mar 2025 #3

If you're so MAGA centric, why are you here? RainCaster Mar 2025 #4

Message auto-removed Name removed Mar 2025 #7

Just joined today, I see NickB79 Mar 2025 #5

Hey! Welcome to DU, NickB79! calimary Mar 2025 #14

The poster to whom you are responding has been here since 2002. niyad Apr 2025 #62

blows bosuns pipe to welcome nick879 aboard. AllaN01Bear Mar 2025 #27

see post 62 niyad Apr 2025 #63

Your feelings are perfectly justified. Paladin Mar 2025 #6

Didn't get a chance to ask,... magicarpet Mar 2025 #10

I understand. ananda Mar 2025 #8

The one person I still spoke to from High School Bettie Mar 2025 #9

I have several good friends now, and guess what... ananda Mar 2025 #24

This message was self-deleted by its author WarGamer Mar 2025 #11

He isn't actively voting against their health and well-being. LuvLoogie Mar 2025 #18

is there a point to this? ARE YOU GOING TO SIT THERE AND PLAY "WHAT ABOUT ISMS"? Conjuay Mar 2025 #20

whatever... I have an opinion as we're all entitled to. WarGamer Mar 2025 #41

Weak Sauce ProfessorGAC Mar 2025 #21

Bs Meowmee Mar 2025 #22

This message was self-deleted by its author DemocratSinceBirth Mar 2025 #23

Doesn't change a dang thang Montauk6 Mar 2025 #25

Totally disagree! bluestarone Mar 2025 #26

You chose to participate when you posted on the tread mountain grammy Mar 2025 #31

I think it's important for people to describe WHY they disagree with something. WarGamer Mar 2025 #42

Thank you hueymahl Mar 2025 #33

Don't let them steal our souls and humanity. summer_in_TX Mar 2025 #50

What action is the OP supposed to regret in not mourning that person's niyad Apr 2025 #64

Both sides? No. Just no. Cirsium Mar 2025 #37

This message was self-deleted by its author WarGamer Mar 2025 #43

Oh stop it Cirsium Mar 2025 #44

This message was self-deleted by its author WarGamer Mar 2025 #45

Mr Sully sullycat Mar 2025 #38

Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2025 #59

false equivalency, as per usual. harumph Mar 2025 #46

A got rid of a former friend too. MAGA wacko. IrishBubbaLiberal Mar 2025 #12

I can relate Rachel M at 6 pm Mar 2025 #13

Life is short and our capacity to care about mean, nasty, stupid people Whyisthisstillclose Mar 2025 #15

I get it. BigDemVoter Mar 2025 #16

I gave up my previously last lifelong friend. barbtries Mar 2025 #17

"I don't know if I'll even find out" Rachel M at 6 pm Apr 2025 #67

i have wondered about it. barbtries Apr 2025 #68

Your friend died all the way back then, your greif largely dealt with as time passed. Maru Kitteh Mar 2025 #19

I can certainly understand. In fact, many, many people here could understand. chouchou Mar 2025 #28

I had an aunt whose whole wing of the family voted Drumpf Simeon Salus Mar 2025 #29

hey moonshine ZDU Mar 2025 #30

Do not worry, TNNurse Mar 2025 #32

The universe will square up with him... EarthFirst Mar 2025 #34

Sorry you lost your friend several years ago. WestMichRad Mar 2025 #35

Ding dong another magat is gone! paleotn Mar 2025 #36

Reminds me of an old joke. Xolodno Mar 2025 #39

The Death Door swings both ways. Who gets the last laugh? elocs Mar 2025 #40

It's hard to care about someone like that. mwb970 Mar 2025 #47

I feel the same way about every single one of them JoseBalow Mar 2025 #48

My brother in law who went full MAGA died 3 years ago kellytore Mar 2025 #49

I know people who voted for Trump orangecrush Mar 2025 #51

It seems like you care a little bit Renew Deal Mar 2025 #52

Thank you orangecrush Mar 2025 #53

I don't believe we have the luxury any more OF giving a damn. hamsterjill Mar 2025 #54

that's one less vote for them. nt Javaman Apr 2025 #55

Last year my brother in law died. Woodwizard Apr 2025 #56

He can't have my family and friends HereForTheParty Apr 2025 #57

While in the doctors office, this one patient insisted that FOX NEWS BE on YoshidaYui Apr 2025 #58

Thankfully, my GP's office just runs announcements about the practice Prof. Toru Tanaka Apr 2025 #61

Domo Arigatou gozaimasu sensei YoshidaYui Apr 2025 #66

Nice. Cherish that memory. Bonx Apr 2025 #60

I can understand your feelings mdbl Apr 2025 #65

I don't actively wish for anyone's death, but I don't mourn them, either. mucholderthandirt Apr 2025 #69