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jmowreader

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32. 325 pounds

Thu May 28, 2026, 11:39 PM

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How I got this number: that's what Vince Wilfork, a retired NFL nose tackle who played 11 years for the New England Patriots and two for the Houston Texans, weighed when he was playing. And since Trump is shaped like Vince Wilfork, it's the right weight to use.

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Estimate Trump's current weight [View all] red dog 1 Thursday OP

Between 260-270....How about 267! ☮ walkingman Thursday #1

I would guess 255 to 265. He has lost weight since his first term. Celerity Friday #39

295 ornotna Thursday #2

350 maptap22 Thursday #3

8647 dweller Thursday #4

About tree fiddy. n/t flvegan Thursday #5

Close to 300 #. fierywoman Thursday #6

It varies hourly. Traildogbob Thursday #7

Are we guessing what it is Faux pas Thursday #8

It's all the same weight ornotna Thursday #11

Oh thanks Faux pas Thursday #24

Speaking of his smelly diapers.. red dog 1 Thursday #13

Lol 😆 Faux pas Thursday #23

The cankles alone must be 75 pounds. Vinca Thursday #9

Are we including the coffin? purr-rat beauty Thursday #10

... Marie Marie Thursday #19

At least 280. Most likely over 300. Wiz Imp Thursday #12

My Daddy always says Trump only weighs 20 pounds, but in a 5-pound sack. Whatever that means. Midnight Writer Thursday #14

Check your dad, a blivit bottomofthehill Thursday #28

666 pounds Emile Thursday #15

A standard McDonald's Big Mac weighs approximately 0.53 pounds (240 grams) in total. Ferrets are Cool Thursday #16

200 ducks Disaffected Thursday #17

1776 lbs of pure bullshit. (Just thought that he would like that number - seems to favor it.) Marie Marie Thursday #18

Pure, unadulterated bullshit! True Dough Thursday #26

350ish, maybe 375 obamanut2012 Thursday #20

I would would say 286. madinmaryland Thursday #21

What do I win? JoseBalow Thursday #22

325. 331. 346. 357. 362. 378 Trueblue1968 Thursday #25

With or Without Loaded Diaper? C_U_L8R Thursday #27

He is easily 20 plus stone bottomofthehill Thursday #29

He claims to be The Wizard Thursday #30

Circus enid602 Thursday #31

325 pounds jmowreader Thursday #32

Trump weighs at least 300 pounds Progressive dog Thursday #33

If only someone could swipe a pair of his pants. multigraincracker Friday #34

I know this is an opportunity for GenThePerservering Friday #35

Ten times the number of brain cells in his cranial void Jerry2144 Friday #36

I'd guess 300. calimary Friday #37

The fact that he is still wasting oxygen so that we are even playing niyad Friday #38

6'1, 290 lbs. FascismIsDeath Friday #40