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Atheists & Agnostics

Binkie The Clown

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13. I jay-walk in front of cops all the time. I just say a little prayer to Odin before doing it.

Reply to Voltaire2 (Original post)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 10:17 PM

Sep 2017

Of course it helps that our city has no anti-jay-walking statute, so it's perfectly legal here. (But I'm pretty sure Odin had a hand in creating our city laws. How else can I possibly explain that laws set down before I was even born benefit me so?)

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I drove past a cop on the highway today doing 70 and everything was fine. [View all] Voltaire2 Sep 2017 OP

White lightning? nt Xipe Totec Sep 2017 #1

It might have been a case of driving while white. Voltaire2 Sep 2017 #2

Kneeling while white is also allowed marylandblue Sep 2017 #4

it would still be awful. Voltaire2 Sep 2017 #6

white lighting blinds cops to speeding vehicles. Xipe Totec Sep 2017 #7

Oh man, that brought a childhood memory to the surface... NeoGreen Sep 2017 #12

If you had been pulled over marylandblue Sep 2017 #3

good point. Yesterday there was a huge freaking accident on the same road. Voltaire2 Sep 2017 #5

Donut break left-of-center2012 Sep 2017 #8

Donut break except in emergency! Voltaire2 Sep 2017 #9

Maybe you're under a demon's wing. They love atheists and agnostics, you know. Freelancer Sep 2017 #10

On I-5 Break time Sep 2017 #11

I jay-walk in front of cops all the time. I just say a little prayer to Odin before doing it. Binkie The Clown Sep 2017 #13

#blessed nt PassingFair Sep 2017 #14

Possibly Bradical79 Oct 2017 #15